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Thursday, March 27, 2003

Okay. A word of advice to the people out there.

If a person says they're ill; most of the time they're right.

If a person says they don't feel well, believe them.

If a person says they don't want to be touched, don't touch them.

If they feel better and actually allow you to hug them, don't squeeze.

If they tell you 'no', listen to them.

If they start to cry, let them go and don't tighten your arms.

If they have to worm their way away from you, don't touch them.

If they shut the door in your face, give them a little time and try again later.

Just a little PSA.

You know. 'Cause boys are idiots and don't believe me when I say I don't want to be touched.

It happens.

.:.Uniquely maladjusted... But fun.:. 12:06 AM

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Much more subtlety like that, and I'm going to have to become a used car salesman just to maintain my self-respect.

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