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Friday, October 17, 2003

“Broag.”

"Neema.”

“I heard of you two. You killed off the Hydra of the Saltweed Marshes. How’d you pull that shit off? When you chop off one of it’s heads it grows like two more.”

”We beat it with a club.”

- From "Stranger Legends" by Obi Wan Shinobi

Go. Look. Marvel. Laugh. Get a bit weirded out.

Fun Stuff!

.:.Uniquely maladjusted... But fun.:. 10:02 PM

Thursday, October 16, 2003

Mm...

A {mostly} quiet walk in the cemetary, home for a leisurely hot shower, then lasagna and watching the rain while listening to William Tell.

Such a happy romantic mood...

Too bad I don't have anyone I want to properly share this with with me.

I'll jut have to enjoy it by myself.

Not such a bad thing, really.

.:.Uniquely maladjusted... But fun.:. 7:10 PM

Tuesday, October 14, 2003

From the Springfield NewsLeader -

FunSlides Carpet Skates are fun indoors

EZ Moves Furniture Slides were designed to make it easier for people to move heavy furniture and appliances. But some people discovered they work great for moving humans, too.
When customers started telling hte company what a hoot it was to use the furniture slides to skate on carpet, the manufacturer, Simtec Co., took notice. It recentuly used the smae technology to create FunSlides Carpet Skates, strap-on devices that let you turn your living room into a skating rink.
The skates have a plastic bast that reduces friction and a foam top to grip the foot. You can even buy Carpet Pucks with a wall-friendly foam core for games of indoor hockey.
Both the skates and hte pucks are sold at KB Toys.com and Etoys.com Suggested retal price is $14.99 for the skates and $9.99 for three pucks.

THIS IS GREAT! >D

You even get a color choice!

.:.Uniquely maladjusted... But fun.:. 8:56 PM

Monday, October 13, 2003

You have the Spirit of the Bear. you have strength
and nothing can stand in you way.

What Aminal Spirit Do You Have?
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.:.Uniquely maladjusted... But fun.:. 5:57 PM

You are a Force of Evil. A true villain which all
heros come to fear. You're not like the flashy
and often egotistical Arch Villain because
you'd rather your power be felt rather than
seen. Many times your goals go unseen until
they spill onto the world like an evil flood.
Heros, though they may fight you, very rarely
see you or percieve you for what you really
are. A good example of a Force of Evil is
Darth Sidious from Star Wars.

What Sort of Villain are you?
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Here's hoping I'd last linger that good Sidious, hmm? A few handfulls of years would suck.

.:.Uniquely maladjusted... But fun.:. 5:56 PM

You are the Figher Femme

Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?
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.:.Uniquely maladjusted... But fun.:. 5:47 PM

An Introduction to the World

Web-Home of Parvastur Tultema, Tecilquar of the Spring-fed Field, Lover of Nature, Smiter of Idiots, Watch-Warden of the Squirrels of Inconvenience, Nazi of the Grocery, Wielder of Sword of Bronze and Emerald, Inciter of Bunnies, and Wereslut of a Thousand Forms.

Much more subtlety like that, and I'm going to have to become a used car salesman just to maintain my self-respect.

Being able to fly would be cool, but only if I could fly fast. Flying slow is floating, and that's just creepy.

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